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This is the longest birthday e-card we have produced so far - hopefully it will not take too long to download for you - it is definitely worth the wait! It basically says that you should start your life in reverse; starting at death, generally getting fitter and healthier and more promiscuous as you go. You get less responsibility and you end up as an orgasm! Its a really funny cheeky e-card and is a great one for any of your friends.
