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This e-card is another blank one which can be used for any situation and it is a bit of a rude adult one! It starts off with a shot of a man who has just come home from work and is looking tired and annoyed. The camera pans right and you see an opened box which says "Vibro Land" and the camera keeps moving right. A naked woman with her back to you is sitting on a sofa comes into view, she has an arm round a massive pink dildo and she is smoking a cigarette. Text appears at the bottom of the page saying "I suppose this means dinner isn’t ready". This is a great e-card and really fun to send to anyone.

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