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This blank e-card starts off with text appearing saying - How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? You then see ten small pigs appear in a row and it says - 10 little piggys, you then see two cows appearing and text says - and two calves. You then see a picture of a Donkey and it says - one Ass - then a beaver drops onto view and it says - one beaver - and then a cat drops into view and it says - one pussy. Finally a fish drops in front of all of them and text appears saying and one dead fish which nobody can find! This is a really rude e-card by it is funny - not PC and not suitable for children!