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This is a bit of a rude e-card, I warn you now! It starts off with a load of sperm swimming along happily. One of them looks a bit tired and a speech bubble appears saying "Wait! I�m knackered, how much further to the fallopian tubes". The other sperm says back to the first one in a speech bubble "It�s a long way yet mate, we have only just passes the tonsils!". This is such a rude adult e-card but it really is funny!