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This is a great fun Birthday e-Card but not one for anyone who is a cat lover! It starts off with text saying How to clean a toilet. You then see a picture of a toilet and it says to pour some pet shampoo down the toilet. It then tells you to go and pick up the cat and to be careful not to wake it up whilst it is asleep and take it to the bathroom. Then in one smooth movement drop the cat into the toilet and stand on the lid and flush the toilet four or five times. Then when satisfied make sure the front door is open and nothing is blocking the path to the door. Open the lid and the cat will rocket outside quickly thus not getting the carpet wet! You will then be left with on sparkling toilet and one clean but sulky cat. Happy Birthday text then appears.

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